Paper airplanes with motors… fuck yeah! Just attach the motor to the nose of your paper airplane and watch it fly hundreds of feet up!
That’s No Moon…
It’s a fucking waffle station. Use The Force to make some awesome Death Star waffles. Covered with syrup, berries and whipped cream this is the type of food product that nerd-boners are made of.
Holy Shit, A Floating Speaker
Look at this futuristic shit, it’s a floating fucking Bluetooth speaker. That shit looks fucking cool and even spins and shit. How does it work? Fucking magnets.
Look at this fucking orange peeler
Sometimes peeling oranges can be a real bitch, not with this little motherfucker. This thing makes opening oranges fucking easy… And it’s only $0.45 for a set of two. You’re going to need two cause you know you’re going to lose these little fuckers in your kitchen-crap drawer. Shit, at this low-ass price you can buy… Continue reading Look at this fucking orange peeler
Cause You’re Fucking Lazy
Look at this lazy-ass fucking outfit. Yeah, that’s a cozy-ass adult onesie with fucking walruses all over it. or is it Walri? Walri are cooler than Wilfred Fucking Brimley. Your girlfriend will get so hot in this 100% polyester jumpsuit that you’ll have her naked in no time… or if you live in a butt-cold place, she’ll be so stoked you got… Continue reading Cause You’re Fucking Lazy