Behold.
Alpha65.
A charger that refuses to be invisible.
GaN-powered.
Three ports.
Foldable legs.
Eyes glow like a mech on alert.
It doesn’t just charge your devices.
It glares at them until they obey.
Your MacBook, your iPhone, your dusty earbuds —
all bowed before its 65 watts of divine impatience.
No overheating.
No overvoltage.
Just calm, humbling electricity.
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