This Headband Knows When You’re Pretending to Meditate.

Behold.
A crown for your brainwaves.
It listens when you think too loud.
It hums when you almost transcend.
Tiny sensors. Big promises.
The headband knows when you’re pretending to meditate.
And it tells you.
With graphs.
Because nothing says enlightenment like Bluetooth.

It doesn’t calm your mind.
It audits it.

It’s real. Go achieve inner peace — via firmware.